March 16, 2008 So I don't know how many of you care but I personally loved watching this story with NY gov Elliot Spitzer and his call girls. When I first saw the story on TV they're going "Stay tuned for pictures of the building where Spitzer's prostitues are," and suddenly Tonya starts calling me to come look. It's one of these nice high rises in Jersey and she's wondering if it isn't the one I was living in in Hackensack when she first came east. So I'm slow and miss it, but I'm watching the next time they show it. And she knows it because she's been there. We didn't live there. But I have relatives who do. Wooohooo cracked me up. Nice building too. Right on the river nice views south of the NYC skyline, up on a cliff...no wonder they charged Sptizer so much. Also, he's like soooooo big a hypocrite (or should I just say politician) that it's really tough to feel badly for him. Mind you, I don't have a problem with sex work. Obviously. But he pushed through these laws punishing Johns as well as girls. Hehe. Be careful what you asked for. And when I was trading he made this big deal about going after all these horrible big brokerage firms. So he got them to pay some money. But he didn't change anything they did (or do) and he didn't help like anyone who might have actually been hurt by some guys' practices. He just got headlines and gave companies a hard time. Helped him get elected too. Anyway it brings me to our next promotion. (BTW, I got TWO count them TWO responses about the NCAA brackets. Today is 'Selection Sunday' by the way. So get ready to do your brackets. But don't do them for here. It's too much work for too little interest.) BUT guys like Spitzer getting publicly busted for a "sex scandal" is cool. So that's going to give us our next promotion! DESCRIPTION AND RULES: You have to pick the next TYPE of politician to get publicly busted for a "sex scandal." It doesn't mean he or she has to be arrested. It means he or she somehow has to get publicly outed for sexual activity of some kind. A little public humiliation and abuse is good too. All decisions on which is the next politician to qualify are up to me and Tonya. Since picking a particular person could take a long time (Maybe not. Maybe some of you have information I'm not privy to. Insider information so to speak. Hahaha), we are going to list acceptable "TYPES" of politicians. The list is below. Any questions on which category a politician might fall into (once someone is busted) are completely and utterly up to me and Tonya. 1) Executive Branch. This includes President, Vice President, their advisors, aides and staffs, as well as cabinet members (except the US Attorney General, who will be considered "Judicial Branch. See below.) It also includes those actively campaigning for a post there. (So like...ahem...cough...if Hilary were...damn I can't even bring myself to picture it...but yeah she would count.) 2) Judicial Branch. This includes judges, clerks, attorney generals (prosecutors) and their staffs. US Attorney General Michael Mukasey would fall here. This is for all of you who might point out to me that he's a cabinet member. Got it. 3) Senators. This includes Senators and their aides and their staffs. 4) House of Representatives. This includes members of the House, their aides and staffs. 5) Governors. This includes Assistant/Lieutenant Governors, and aides and staffs. 6) Military people. This includes people like high ranking Generals or Admirals. It does NOT include some poor mid level schook captain or lieutenant that gets busted for being gay and becomes a media celeb. It would include a member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff or their aides and staffs. It would NOT include Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, as he would be included in the Executive Branch type. These are examples. I consider big time military officers to be politicians. That's why they get a type category. I know there are more types of politicians. But we really aren't interested in some State representative nobody's heard of, are we? No. I'm not, anyway. So these are the only ones that count. The prize you get if you get it right is that we DOUBLE the length of the next phone sex call you purchase. This is for purchases of up to 30 minute calls. If you buy a 30, we'll turn it into a 60. If you buy a 10, we'll make it 20. A purchase is required, obviously. But we also want to show everyone that we have the BEST phone sex girls anywhere right here. So it's open to new callers as well as existing ones. One entry per person. One prize per person. One choice of politican type per person. Promotion will continue until we take it down, which will probably be when a qualifying politician gets popped. More than one person can win, so we're setting a limit of 20 winners. If there are more entries and more people would have won, winners are determined by earliest date of receipt of the entry. Prizes must be redeemed within 30 days after a qualifying politician and type is posted on this page. Entries must be mailed to me at howard@baycityblues.com. I'm not responsible if some program thinks you're spam and kills your entry. Copy Tonya if you're worried about it. I do my best. :-) Enter and have fun with this! Later all. Cheerfully brought to you by Bay City Blues - The World's Best Phone Sex. howard |